a bit about gadget and his Jack russell terrier
I used to have a friend with a Jack Russell,
he was an awesome ass dog..
his name was sparky, and his owner would say,
sparky get the wrench!
and off sparky would go weaving through the house
zoom straight through to the garage and bring one back..
sparky get a beer!
though, of course, sometimes he’d get tea,
but you know you can’t be picky
when he can’t read the label..
and well they were always hot
cause he had to leave them out for the trick..
sparky get in the car!
and I’d have gotten away with him too
if the owner wouldn’t have asked him
to get him some tp while he was in the bathroom..
that was the end of that friendship unfortunately..
but I swear I’m reformed these days.